From all of us at SeaVees: Have a wonderful Mother’s Day!
Thank you for dressing me in matching engineer cap and jacket. #dapper
Thanks for putting bells around my waist so I wouldn't wander off at Disneyland.
Thanks for not dressing me in plaid. My siblings look all-plaid-out.
Merci Mom for letting me touch the slimy fish then put my hands in my mouth. Rad.
Thank you for letting me wear sporty sneakers with my sport coat and bucket hat. #gilliganlives
Thanks for the boy cut. #sideburns
Thanks for the matching moccasins and bangs. #bangin
Thanks for the photo booth sesh. And for the Tooth Fairy money you left for my two front teeth.
Thanks for not giving me the bowl haircut you gave my little sister. #yourewelcome
Thanks for introducing me to pattern mixing at such an early age. #dotsandstripes
Thanks for getting us braces. #youdefineMILF
Thanks for the little light blue booties. You shouldn't have.